- Friedrich Nietzsche (via theriverjordyn)
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
80 % of the people I follow are attractive lesbians I have no chance with
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.