giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via kaleidocycles)

el-dispute:

let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

(via collapsed)

teknari:

Teknari

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

(via leave-the-lies-to-the-liars)

"99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1"

- All the gays (via broken-self-reflection)

(Source: thebeachthing, via cumfort)

jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

(via i-am-not-permanent)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via collapsed)

"I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."

- A.G. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: attractionns, via thelesbianpersuasion)